Monthly Archives: December 2008
As we welcome 2009
Earlier this year, my fellow spam enthusiast friend Mike forwarded me this absolutely fantastic spam email: from: Thad Shook to: Mike date: Wed, Apr 30, 2008 at 10:35 AM subject: Hi hows life I think it’s so nice of Thad … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Chrisstmas pleasure
We’re just gonna jump right into this one: from: Pychardo Griffard to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Dec 25, 2008 at 2:08 AM subject: Chrisstmas pleasure New Christtmas pleasure :) More information HERE For, o daughter, thou art safe from him on … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Present for yyou
Ooh, a present for mme?! I’m flattered! from: Dibella Mandy to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM subject: Present for yyou Catch your Chrristmas present! More information HERE Patience, and tact. The yezd c.m.s. Mission was and … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Prose, spam in general
Christmas Sale: Luxury Rep1icaWatches $220, BvlgariRolexRado, Dior, IWC, Longines & Louis Vuiton Bags hxoxq hk
I’ve been receivng lots of emails recently that promote Christmas sales on bags and watches. However, there’s always a strange catch at the end: from: Lorita Katharine to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:09 PM subject: Christmas Sale: … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
Christmas night
Christmas night just got really exciting! from: Odneal Benavidez to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 9:53 PM subject: Christmas night Girls will drop underwwear for you! More information HERE Understand, mike. I’m the person who’s bought back upon … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys!
from: TOY OF THE YEAR to: spamcarnival sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:18:08 AM subject: Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys! Get the HOTTEST Stocking stuffer of the year and you’re GUARANTEED to be a hit! NOT … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
pogrom taeniacide
Another Christmas post… this time, please eat our Christmas. It’s gonna be tasty. from: Mavis Rosener to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 7:07 AM subject: pogrom taeniacide* Hello, C I oA L I S Click here Kaw, and … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, Holidays, Prose, spam in general
Dlisted.com appreciates spam!
(All links in this post are safe for clicking) A post in today’s version of celebrity gossip blog dlisted.com has included a fantastic spam about actress Scarlett Johansson. An excerpt of the spam email: “I would like inform you that … Continue reading
Filed under Celebrities, spam in general
a brief detour from the spam carnival
WARNING! WARNING! This blog about spam is currently being interrupted by real life, non-spam absurdity! Before yesterday, I thought there was only one thing nearly as funny as oddly-worded spam emails: lame vanity plates (my original blog idea! – link … Continue reading
Filed under Miscellany Fun, News, Politics
Santa CClaus and Christmas night!
A little prosey, a little raunchy… I’m not really sure what Santa CClaus has in mind! from: Bordelon Gillett to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 10:12 AM subject: Santa CClaus and Christmas night! WOW! Santa Claus try our … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
We wish you a merry Christtmas!
Hey y’all, spread some Christtmas cheer! from: Timonere Waiki to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 7:23 AM subject: We wish you a merry Christtmas! Help yyourself on Christmas! More information: CLICK HERE Dream is called the dream of … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Prose, spam in general
Give your partner the pleasure of a rock hard organ every night
Today, Health stopped by, gave me a new name, and taught me about Viagra! from: Health to: Sexual Activity date: Tues, Dec 2, 2008 at 10:59 AM subject: Give your partner the pleasure of a rock hard organ every night … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, spam in general
