from: TOY OF THE YEAR
to: spamcarnival
sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:18:08 AM
subject: Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys!Get the HOTTEST Stocking stuffer of the year and you’re GUARANTEED to be a hit! NOT IN STORES!
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You can’t put them down. EVERYONE wants to fly them!
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Call me crazy, but I have a hard time believing that this toy would add joy to my Christmas Eve. I really don’t recommend getting this toy for your children. It looks absolutely craptastic. I swear on all things holy, if you brought this freaking thing to my board meeting or road trip I would totally kick your ass. (Although, if you brought it to church, it would be kind of interesting. Please videotape and share if you do this!)
Look folks, if you let this thing into your home, this is what will happen to you:
I can bring it to chruch?! I hope the priest doesn’t mind.
We used to have a few of those when I worked at Z100. They were to annoy the on-air staff with.
That’s fantastic! How did Cubby like ‘em?