We’re just gonna jump right into this one:
from: Pychardo Griffard
to: spamcarnival
date: Wed, Dec 25, 2008 at 2:08 AM
subject: Chrisstmas pleasureNew Christtmas pleasure :)
More information HERE
For, o daughter, thou art safe from him on account more’n
one. Oh, that’s all right, said the mackinaw wailed fiercely.
i feel an utterly at breakfast they know not how who does?,
in the universe, world, who is possessed of all the qualities
of.
Now, I don’t know about you, but my family is no fun during the holidays. The best present I could possibly receive is one where there isn’t any awkward arguing at the dinner table. Knowing I would be in for another Christmas filled with heartburn and anguish, I was really interested in receiving “Chrisstmas pleasure” to start the day off right for once. That’s why I clicked “HERE.” I was sent to a page with this image:

I wonder which one of them is Pychardo…? I bet he’s the one holding the trophy. The trophy for the largest Christmas erection.
Happy Christmas, y’all.
