WittyProfiles.com saves the day!

Spam Carnies sure do love us some typos.  When our spam emails have failed us and we don’t know what to do with ourselves, we go to WittyProfiles.com.  This website is chock full of misspellings, faux-inspirational quotes, and best of all is that it is updated seemingly almost every 5 seconds.  It’s like spam but from the real social network profiles of 15-year-old girls.

kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast lol.i did it…lol

What about this gem?

im not the type of girl that spends
forever doing her hair and make up
IM THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT PLAY PAINTBALL ON THE
WEEKENDS WITH MY FRIENDS B/C ITS WHAT I WANT TO DO
im not the type of girl that sits back and doesnt do
anything to embarss myself in front of people
IM THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT SAYS SCREW IT IM GUNNA DANCE
LIKE AN IDIOT AT A HALLOWEEN HEY RIDE WHEN PEOPLE FROM MY SCHOOL ARE THERE
^^^ HAHAHA I WAS ON OF THOSE PPL LOL KELLY LAYER WAS THERE ND SO WAS RYAN KIRK^^^^

Folks, get your booty on over to WittyProfiles.com now.