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Ivan lost his temper.
‘You fool!’ he shouted, looking for the woman in the crowd. ‘ What’s
Wolff got to do with it? He didn’t do it … Wo, wa . . . No, I’ll never
remember it like this. Now look, everybody– ring up the police at once and
tell them to send five motorcycles and sidecars with machine-guns to catch
the professor. And don’t forget to say that there are two others with him–a
tall fellow in checks with a wobbly pince-nez and a great black cat. . . .
Meanwhile I’m going to search Griboyedov–I can sense that he’s here! ‘
Ivan was by now in a state of some excitement. Pushing the bystanders
aside he began waving his candle about, pouring wax on himself, and started
Wait a second — you can’t just cut the story off there! How am I supposed to know what happened to Ivan?

Holy cats that is one awesome story!!
I wish we could see the rest of the story!
Here it is:
to flaunt his large hostess cupcake in front of the maidens. But wait! He shouted, furrowing about. We must live in serenity with the toads of Isis. And there was peace and cookies.
Hilarious!!!