Monthly Archives: July 2009
Subject Line Round-Up
The best spam subject lines of the week. Private vids of divas Incredible Hulk?s choice is the new incredible Cialis! Be young down there Women never leave men who can make them come five times a night. Join this kind … Continue reading
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Spammer Name Round-Up
Oh, spammers have such wacktacular names! Check out who spammed me this week: Zena Roxy Xavier Mifix Temple Oalo Gagg X. Jeremy (porn star name?) Santo Sartorius Wilhemina Vidaurri J. Ferdinandus Hartwig Bekemeier Clary Basil Ocie Seashore (one of the … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
Oh shit!!!
Uh-oh, someone’s checking up on my girlfriend. Should I be worried? from: Godwin to: Dana date: 2009/3/18 subject: Oh shit!!! Are you Ok? http://wflx.boarddiary.com
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Dylan or Spam #4!
After a long hiatus, Dylan or Spam has returned! Are the following lines Bob Dylan lyrics, sentences from spam mail, or one of each? Take a gander and a guess! (Note: You can look for free but taking a male … Continue reading
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Howmany Strings Does itTayk to Get to the C3nter?
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Now it so happened that on one occasion
I’m sorry, I’m not sure what’s happening. I simply can’t decipher these anymore! from: mary van huyse to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 1:25 PM subject: Now it so happened that on one occasion This ball was her … Continue reading
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Eat off little golden plate
Mike sent me this one. Thanks, dude. from: bilalabed to: Mike date: Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 4:41 AM subject: Eat off little golden plate Hello, And because I cried so? http://rz3em.qrz.ru/soy.html italics Anyone out there want to guess what … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
Ten lines o’ funny. Move to the 1st floor. Send your satellite inside her! Secrets of your voice Hot Rihanna’s butt Give her ham wallet good drilling My own mail stolen hTe Simple Guide to Orgasm — Four Easy Steps! … Continue reading
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Spammer Name Round-Up
Boy, spammers sure do have funny names sometimes. Check out the people who’ve contacted me recently: Wade Hoellwarth Rudolf Justice Laurence Higle Masterton Bell Sibyl Fritz Gordin Monty Mervin Ritcheson Socorro Etz Rodenizer S. Daina Wanda Bunch
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Hope fdor Premature Ejaculaation
This one just confuses me. from: Lezak Kus to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 12:34 PM subject: Hope fdor Premature Ejaculaation Maan accused of robbing, then hugging Mo. ivctim
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I will pay you just for clicking your mouse
Holy shit… they technically owe me nearly TWO DECADES of backpay! I hope that I can cash a check under the name Yelitza Vega… from: Cash Creation to: yelitza vega date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 5:46 PM subject: I … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
I like my subject lines like I like my women: short and sweet, and totally funny. Enjoy fantastic carnal moments with a pack of V-enhancers on the shelf near you! Say STOP to rod weakness Give her often night attacks … Continue reading
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Want to get huge for girls?
Finally!! A spammer that gets it. You should love yourself for who you are! from: arlindoms to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 11:00 PM subject: Want to get huge for girls? You’re a moron.
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Racist spam = booooo
It’s true that spam emails are off-color at times, but this one is just flat out wrong. From using the term “negroes” to saying “we” will surpass “them” (who’s we? who’s them?), from Spanish slang to making men feel bad … Continue reading
Happy Morning
from: rehka to: spamcarnival date: Mon, May 25, 2009 at 2:12 AM subject: Happy Morning Haii, Wishing you a Happy Good Morning. Jokes works as a mood refresher during free time. For Good Jokes kindly visit http://funtime.net.in Health is the … Continue reading
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