Author Archives: candice
Exclusive Proopsal
Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Epic, Lame Product for Sale, Prose, spam in general
Spammenters
My lovely girlfriend Dana passed this on to me. It’s a screenshot of spam comments from the blog she manages. Thought you’d like this one…! CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE!
Filed under Spam Art, spam in general
Ooh! Spam Art.
OMG y’all, I gotta get this wallpaper. Spamghetto describes their products as “the inappropriate, intriguing, irresistible spam-based wall covering that turns the bad ideas flooding your inbox into patterns of insight into the human nature.” I would also describe myself … Continue reading
Filed under Spam Art
Soft0em Software invites spamcarnival to Get the Newest Products simply
What does Adobe Creative Suite 5 and Ancient Egypt have in common? Upon first thought you may say, “Nothing.” My response to you, dear reader, is: “You were right… until now.” Once again, the power of spam transports us to … Continue reading
I challenge you to invent
When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. … Continue reading
Where in the world is Spam Carnival?
Okay, fine. So I haven’t been around lately. Get off my back! See, Spam Carnival is a one-woman job, and sometimes, this certain woman has to tend to other things, like her real job. I’m happy to announce that there … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Hey! This is our 50th Subject Line Round-Up! In celebration, I gave you ten funny subject lines. I know this is what I do every Friday, but… deal with it. Man gets kicked in teeth by horse Strap that diamond … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
How do these spammers come up with so many ridiculous subject lines for their emails? We may never know. Instead of trying to figure it out like a Westerner, go with the flow and accept the unknown (but if you … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Your week was boring and it made you want to rip your hair out. You thought to yourself, “I wish I had ten reasons to laugh… then I would be happy.” I am here today to make that wish come … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
We’re only 7 days into 2011, and these spammers are already going wild with the spam subject lines. Behold: Look good in any pants Endless joy of humping can’t party lunch amazing writing read around win Jesus Christ To Star … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Beauty & Fashion World
A few months ago, a woman named Sheetal Sharma generously let me in to her secret world: the world of beauty. And thank the makeup-ridden goddesses that she did, because I now know all of the secrets to being gorgeous. … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
Ho ho ho, y’all
Merry Christmas from Spam Carnival! We’ll be back in early 2011.
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale
Subject Line Round-Up
This is maybe one of my favorite lists that I’ve ever posted. Super special thanks go out to Spam Carnie Mort, for a great month of Subject Line Round-Ups! Your length and girth are astronomical A dick too big for … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything In Bed
Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame. from: Brunjes to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 3:45 AM subject: How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft
I love the flow of the subject line & body of this spam email. It sounds like “dukes” is a pretty tormented soul. from: dukes to: spamcarnival subject: I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft date: Fri, Nov … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Subject Line, Prose, spam in general
