Category Archives: Best of the best
Exclusive Proopsal
Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Epic, Lame Product for Sale, Prose, spam in general
I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft
I love the flow of the subject line & body of this spam email. It sounds like “dukes” is a pretty tormented soul. from: dukes to: spamcarnival subject: I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft date: Fri, Nov … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Subject Line, Prose, spam in general
trivet
Well, if it isn’t Mr. Titsworth! Droppin’ weird spelling, sex talk, and creepy prose! I absolutely LOVE this one. from: Arter Titsworth to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 2, 2008 at 12:16 PM subject: trivet Heya, Real men! Millionss of people … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Sender Name, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Hilarious hill bill repair jobs.
I received this email filled with hillbilly jokes. Each one joke had a photo attached to it, but sadly, every photo was dead and unviewable. Through lots of Google searching, it appears these one-liners are captions from a blog called … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Make an informed decision
This one really threw a curve ball at me. I haven’t quite recovered since. from: Eloy Robison to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 8:47 PM subject: Make an informed decision Ok thls ls an lmportnant llfe changlng telephone … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Yo,ThIS IS MIR
Have you gotten an anonymous email from a 12 year old lately? I have. from: Miriam Freedman to: Lulu date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM subject: Yo,ThIS IS MIR IM GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To do list for next summer: … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Re: Welcome to Snooth!
My friend Mark works for Snooth.com, “The world’s largest and fastest growing community of wine lovers.” Occasionally, Mark gets some great spam. This one takes the cake. THE best Nigerian spam email I’ve ever seen. Behold!: from: Eric to: Mark … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Cartoons Gone Incredibly, Incredibly Wrong.
Remember 4thWall’s fantastic spam art? I was pleasantly surprised to see more of it in my spam folder. Make sure you check out the spammer names, the subject lines, and what they wrote in each.: from: nabbing to: spamcarnival date: … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Sender Name, Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Spam Trend Extravaganza!!
This is the best spam trend I’ve seen in a long time! Big thanks to Mike for sending these on. There are lots of them. For the sake of neatness, I’ve put most behind the cut. They are short, and … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
I thought of a step as acquaintance
My coworker Christina forwarded me this absolutely awesome spam email. Attached was a photo and résumé! What is she doing with her arms?! From: Dona Sheppard To: international Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 3:24 PM Subject: I thought of a … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Love and Sex, spam in general
Hello
Plain and simple. from: Maribel to: spamcarnival date: Sun, May 3, 2009 at 4:25 AM subject: Hello
Filed under Best of the best, Love and Sex, spam in general
The friend in your pants will raise his head up.
Wow, I am having such a great time on Twitter. I’m really making a lot of new friends and reaching out to some people who have become spam enthusiasts. I’ve been lucky enough to have received three submissions from people … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Love and Sex, spam in general
Your clothes are upside down
This one literally made me laugh out loud. from: Jxqsigiv to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:50 PM subject: Your clothes are upside down Wait, what? My clothes are upside down? Who names their kid Jxqsigiv? What’s this … Continue reading
Jane’s chat talk log
Someone named Imiwelovq was nice enough to forward me Jane’s chat talk log. I’m not really sure who Jane is (or who Imiwelovq is, for that matter), and why I’d be interested in her chat talk log, but I was … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, spam in general
Spammer Hall of Fame: Miss Cleo
Hey y’all, remember Miss Cleo? She was the star of the Psychic Friends Network infomercials that invaded our televisions and our hearts for some time in the late 90s. It turns out that Miss Cleo is a fantastic con artist. … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Celebrities, spam in general
