Category Archives: Funny Subject Line

Hey! This is our 50th Subject Line Round-Up! In celebration, I gave you ten funny subject lines. I know this is what I do every Friday, but… deal with it. Man gets kicked in teeth by horse Strap that diamond … Continue reading →

How do these spammers come up with so many ridiculous subject lines for their emails? We may never know. Instead of trying to figure it out like a Westerner, go with the flow and accept the unknown (but if you … Continue reading →

Your week was boring and it made you want to rip your hair out. You thought to yourself, “I wish I had ten reasons to laugh… then I would be happy.” I am here today to make that wish come … Continue reading →

We’re only 7 days into 2011, and these spammers are already going wild with the spam subject lines. Behold: Look good in any pants Endless joy of humping can’t party lunch amazing writing read around win Jesus Christ To Star … Continue reading →

This is maybe one of my favorite lists that I’ve ever posted. Super special thanks go out to Spam Carnie Mort, for a great month of Subject Line Round-Ups! Your length and girth are astronomical A dick too big for … Continue reading →

Spam Carnival fan Mort strikes again! Check out this ridiculous list of spam email subject lines. Re: a home run in her mouth Boggle her mind thoroughly weiner weiner chicken digger I have bigger balls than you Make yourself a … Continue reading →

Ten funny spam subject lines.  Shout out to Spam Carnival reader Mort for his weekly contributions! nip slips galore at your fingertips Destiny big enough that it won’t fit in your hands Girth and length are your two best buddies … Continue reading →

This list came from Mort, a loyal Spam Carnie.  The next several updates will be courtesy of him. Thanks, Mort! My fearsome rod of pleasure tears down hymen like crazy. You aint no tiny cocktail sausage, you can be the … Continue reading →

Ba-BLAM! Ten reasons to laugh today, all thanks to spam email. A huge 9 inch pink meat between your legs impresses the ladies like nothing else. Conjugate like a hero! Jessica Alba unwrapped Visit us now, spamcarnival, our bonuses await … Continue reading →

Ten subject lines that will make your life better. You probably have ROTTEN JUNK inside your body. GET IT OUT the EASY way Your girl is ready to rock her way to ecstasy. Change your life radically with phent! Get … Continue reading →

Consider this your Halloween candy bag, courtesy of Spam Carnival. It’s aa Condom Candy Sotre Duuude, I’m high He hasn’t girls at all, now he drills new one every week. Want to know how? Organize your own spam Becoming a … Continue reading →

Here’s an idea: Print these ten funny subject lines out and try to recite them in a funny accent. You can do this at work or at home or even at the mall security station. If your friends, family members, … Continue reading →

If #7 is a spammer’s idea for a good time, I’m not sure I wanna hang with ‘em. Kill me please In the shade of the mountains brown Save your giant from feebleness Tarzan’s fervor for you! Farm fanny suffers … Continue reading →

Which one is your favorite? I think I like #5 the best. You will be active as stallion! Super desire for many hours! What Are tfhe Most Sensitive Spots in the Girl’s Body Which Wouyld Make Her Orgasm Fast? A … Continue reading →