Category Archives: I’ve Been Renamed
Obama’s policies affecting unemployed
Oh, I love Kelly’s blog (who?)!!!!! from: Recently got a job offer? to: bikash.mohanty1975 date: Sat, Apr 16, 2011 at 12:37 AM subject: Obama’s policies affecting unemployed I read Kelly’s blog last month and decided to feature … Continue reading
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Yoour confidecne and peins wiill be retsored
I am veerry exxcitted abboout my futuree! from: Dionevacarrom Huzexywiza to: pereriksjodin date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 12:39 PM subject: Yoour confidecne and peins wiill be retsored You wiill fiind yoour lifee suddelny haas meannig agian wheen you usee … Continue reading
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AND. Sitting down at the ag
Ahh! It’s been a while since I’ve seen some good ole fashion spam prose. I’m excited that this spammer gave me a new name (yes, I am Italian, but that is quite an Italian name!). As a bonus, they’ve attached … Continue reading
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Fight for your self-perfection!
None of this makes sense. At all. from: Austin Pearson to: Jean Holland date: Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 1:04 AM subject: Fight for your self-perfection! When you start taking this wonder-remedy, no woman will resist your masculine attractiveness! Enhance … Continue reading
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What do you know?
Apparently, Ann thinks that Mark and I need “three months of honeymoon.” Apparently, my name is Michael W. Irish. Apparently, Ann also goes by the name Bennett. I feel so confused. from: Bennett Crowley to: michaelwirish date: 2010/5/20 subject: What … Continue reading
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I will pay you just for clicking your mouse
Holy shit… they technically owe me nearly TWO DECADES of backpay! I hope that I can cash a check under the name Yelitza Vega… from: Cash Creation to: yelitza vega date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 5:46 PM subject: I … Continue reading
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Racist spam = booooo
It’s true that spam emails are off-color at times, but this one is just flat out wrong. From using the term “negroes” to saying “we” will surpass “them” (who’s we? who’s them?), from Spanish slang to making men feel bad … Continue reading
Verify your data
Hey Rhonda, you got the wrong person. from: Rhonda to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 5:07 AM subject: Verify your data Hi Musgraves Its me, Rhonda Take this pilule and jump in bed with her http://www.bozjehor.cn/
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Diet pill
Over the years, I’ve seen people spell my name incorrectly. My name is Candice, but some people spell it “Candace,” “Kandiss,” “Kansas,” “Canvas,” or “Candise.” But this… this name. This name is really, really wrong. Erick Booth, who are you, … Continue reading
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why your weenie is so small? :))
From the archives: From: Alexander Leonardo To: Tony Daniel Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:35 PM Subject: why your weenie is so small? :)) The Most Potent Male Muscle Boosting System! The better and most powerful product to enlarge your … Continue reading
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All watches are packed in plain boxes and shipped discretely.
Oh, thank GOD they pack their watches in unmarked boxes. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I like being on time! from: Claire Link to: yennipher date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 7:29 AM subject: All watches are packed … Continue reading
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Give your partner the pleasure of a rock hard organ every night
Today, Health stopped by, gave me a new name, and taught me about Viagra! from: Health to: Sexual Activity date: Tues, Dec 2, 2008 at 10:59 AM subject: Give your partner the pleasure of a rock hard organ every night … Continue reading
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Sexual Strength
Oh, so sexual! from: Sexual to: Sexual Works (SC note: Look at my new name!) date: Sun, Mar 21, 2004 at 10:14 AM (SC note: I can’t believe it took over four years to receive this email. Finally!) subject: Sexual … Continue reading
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