Category Archives: Lame Product for Sale
amusing apparatus Lily
I think “amusing apparatus Lily” sounds like a poorly-named burlesque performer. from: Ajay Curtis to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 9:55 PM subject: amusing apparatus Lily disintegration in cheekbone’s my benefactor do consists your Crookes … Continue reading
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Exclusive Proopsal
Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the … Continue reading
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Soft0em Software invites spamcarnival to Get the Newest Products simply
What does Adobe Creative Suite 5 and Ancient Egypt have in common? Upon first thought you may say, “Nothing.” My response to you, dear reader, is: “You were right… until now.” Once again, the power of spam transports us to … Continue reading
I challenge you to invent
When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. … Continue reading
Ho ho ho, y’all
Merry Christmas from Spam Carnival! We’ll be back in early 2011.
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Do not change the dose of your pain relief medication without talking to your doctor first.
These people look SO happy to find medication! So happy, in fact, that this farmer dude forgot to take his flip flops off and change into his boots. from: Kimberly Hammarlund to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 2:50 … Continue reading
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HUGE DISCOUNT – 80% discount
In the past 48 hours, I have received at least 15 emails with this image: I am so excited that I got this picture so many times. It will now be forever embedded in my memory… and hopefully, yours.
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
High quality Rep1icaWatches only $199-250/each – uRolex, Bvlgari, Chanel, Louis Vuiton, Jacob & Co, TAG Heuer, Cartier, Panerai and much more. gboay 5j9
This is a rather lengthy but amusing email. I get tons and tons of emails asking me to buy replica watches and bags. I usually don’t post these, but I really like the testimonials. from: Tess Kindra to: spamcarnival date: … Continue reading
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I will pay you just for clicking your mouse
Holy shit… they technically owe me nearly TWO DECADES of backpay! I hope that I can cash a check under the name Yelitza Vega… from: Cash Creation to: yelitza vega date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 5:46 PM subject: I … Continue reading
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Diet pill
Over the years, I’ve seen people spell my name incorrectly. My name is Candice, but some people spell it “Candace,” “Kandiss,” “Kansas,” “Canvas,” or “Candise.” But this… this name. This name is really, really wrong. Erick Booth, who are you, … Continue reading
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Have you heard of tapeworm eggs to lose weight?
This sounds like a great idea! from: Red Hot XP to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 12:50 PM subject: Have you heard of tapeworm eggs to lose weight?
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And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you!
Meanie!!!!!!! from: Lara Barry to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:56 AM subject: And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you! You do not have to torture yourself with diets to become slender. Now nobody … Continue reading
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Now Whiten Your Teeth at Warp Speed!
The idea of my teeth being whitened at “warp speed” is actually a bit scary. It sounds like my teeth could be at risk of being knocked out! from: FiveShadesofWhite to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 8:57 PM … Continue reading
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Now you can grill every meal to perfection
Oh my god. I’m so excited about this spam. If you know anything about me, you know that I love Hulk Hogan. I am so glad that he hired someone to spam me about his products. from: Hulk Hogan Grill … Continue reading
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Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight
Folks, don’t get yer Fido killed. Get a Puplight… from: Puplight to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 12:28 AM subject: Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight Keep your pet safe with Puplight Keep you … Continue reading
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