Category Archives: Lame Product for Sale
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH
Well, if it isn’t Dr. Audy Quail! from: Dr. Audy Quail to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 6:34 PM subject: Bye-bye to health problems! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH Welcome spamcarnival! My name is Dr. Audy Quail. … Continue reading
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All watches are packed in plain boxes and shipped discretely.
Oh, thank GOD they pack their watches in unmarked boxes. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I like being on time! from: Claire Link to: yennipher date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 7:29 AM subject: All watches are packed … Continue reading
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Your clothes are upside down
This one literally made me laugh out loud. from: Jxqsigiv to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:50 PM subject: Your clothes are upside down Wait, what? My clothes are upside down? Who names their kid Jxqsigiv? What’s this … Continue reading
You’ll call it Peter the Great
Russian history enthusiasts, this one’s for you! from: Marisol Cahill to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM subject: You’ll call it Peter the Great Can’t find the right place to buy V i a g r a? … Continue reading
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Canadian pharmacy is the right choice!
This one is classic. from: Patti Khan to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Dec 14, 2008 at 4:19 PM subject: Canadian pharmacy is the right choice! Are the nights full of pleasure good for you? Take the blue pilule and she will … Continue reading
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SUP BRO! FEBRUARY 14TH!
It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, and things sure are getting steamy at The Spam Carnival. Spammers are sending so many Valentine’s Day emails that it’s hard to resist posting them. Here are two spam emails from the same family: from: eu_amo_a_manuela … Continue reading
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MORE Valentine’s Day Ads!
These spammers just don’t quit! Here are even more Valentine’s Day ads: “Every Relationship Begins with a Date.” Cmon, kids, we all know that’s not true. It ain’t 1953 anymore. “Picture this- you Bear-Gram her at the office with one … Continue reading
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Valentine’s Day Ads
Behold! A fantastic collection of Valentine’s Day Spam Ads. 10% of my budget? What budget would I have created to buy shitty jewelry? I can buy lingerie, clothing, AND beauty! At last – my very own beauty. Let the seduction … Continue reading
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Re-energize their Valentine’s Day spirit: send a PajamaGram
We’re three days away from Valentine’s Day! If you haven’t gotten your sweetie a present yet, why not try this really crappy gift? from: The PajamaGram Company to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Feb 8, 2009 at 1:58 AM subject: Re-energize their … Continue reading
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Christmas Sale: Luxury Rep1icaWatches $220, BvlgariRolexRado, Dior, IWC, Longines & Louis Vuiton Bags hxoxq hk
I’ve been receivng lots of emails recently that promote Christmas sales on bags and watches. However, there’s always a strange catch at the end: from: Lorita Katharine to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:09 PM subject: Christmas Sale: … Continue reading
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Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys!
from: TOY OF THE YEAR to: spamcarnival sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:18:08 AM subject: Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys! Get the HOTTEST Stocking stuffer of the year and you’re GUARANTEED to be a hit! NOT … Continue reading
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