Category Archives: Love and Sex
I’ll raise YOUR debt ceiling. Wink wink.
Geez, it’s hard to keep up these days, but have no fear… Spam Carnival is back up and running once more! This one was sent to me without a subject line (sad times!), but… it’s really just too wonderful to … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Money and Finances
Your Saucy Benefits are Here. Taste Them!
MMM. Can I get a benefit sandwich please? Extra sauce. from: JuicyDating@impolitedime.com to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 13, 2010 at 6:00 AM subject: Your Saucy Benefits are Here. Taste Them! Surprise from Your Friends with Naughty Benefits. Be … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
I saw your sister
Well… I don’t have a sister, but if I did, I would hope someone wouldn’t actually give me this directive. from: eaglelml@smtp01.pevnalinka.cz to: spamcarnival date: Wed, May 27, 2009 at 9:54 AM subject: I saw your sister Just do her.
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
Madonna goes down on a guy in a night club!
Come on. Aren’t Madonna/sex jokes so 1993? Well, I suppose it’s more of the combination of the subject and the body* that make me laugh. from: Patrick Fuentes to: spamcarnival date: April 11, 2009 5:15:35 AM EDT subject: Madonna goes … Continue reading
Filed under Celebrities, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Unusual mothers apex with him
I’ve been going through my archives, and I have a ton of incest porn emails. Is incest funny? Not really, but then again, most spam emails about sex are pretty offensive. Still, folks, it’s all about the language. Spammers have … Continue reading
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Hi Dear,
Check out the Google image search for Dr. Jenny Brown. Which one do you think she is? from: DR JENNY BROWN to: spamcarnival date: Sat, May 29, 2010 at 3:22 PM subject: Hi Dear, Hi Dear, how are you today … Continue reading
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How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything In Bed
Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame. from: Brunjes to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 3:45 AM subject: How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
trivet
Well, if it isn’t Mr. Titsworth! Droppin’ weird spelling, sex talk, and creepy prose! I absolutely LOVE this one. from: Arter Titsworth to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 2, 2008 at 12:16 PM subject: trivet Heya, Real men! Millionss of people … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Sender Name, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Child actress Abigail Breslin turns bad
This simple spam email has left me with so many questions. from: ukyziypu7180 to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 4:04 AM subject: Child actress Abigail Breslin turns bad When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime … Continue reading
Filed under Celebrities, Love and Sex, spam in general
The engagement ring perfect for your fiancee
OMG! She said YES! from: Beautiful Engagement Rings to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 10:52 AM subject: The engagement ring perfect for your fiancee Okay, but really folks, this screen shot couldn’t properly capture the embedded image. Behold:
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
Yoour confidecne and peins wiill be retsored
I am veerry exxcitted abboout my futuree! from: Dionevacarrom Huzexywiza to: pereriksjodin date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 12:39 PM subject: Yoour confidecne and peins wiill be retsored You wiill fiind yoour lifee suddelny haas meannig agian wheen you usee … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, spam in general
I invite you for dinner
Wow, this is the worst dinner I’ve ever been invited to. from: Simonne Poppert to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Aug 19, 2009 at 9:57 PM subject: I invite you for dinner
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Fight for your self-perfection!
None of this makes sense. At all. from: Austin Pearson to: Jean Holland date: Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 1:04 AM subject: Fight for your self-perfection! When you start taking this wonder-remedy, no woman will resist your masculine attractiveness! Enhance … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, spam in general
Get the right tools for an orgy
I like this one a lot because it has just enough things that do and don’t make sense. I’m also a big fan of the weblink included in the email. from: ewity5439 to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Aug 28, 2010 at … Continue reading
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tile
Dana sent me this one. I had to take a screen shot so you could see what was going on in the email. Actually… what is going on here?! from: valentina to: Dana date: Sat, Jun 5, 2010 at 8:55 … Continue reading
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