Category Archives: Love and Sex
Jew-joke
Loura, I don’t quite get the joke. from: Loura Carvana to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Aug 27, 2009 at 8:29 AM subject: Jew-joke Why male caplets are so popular among men? Because they find a real support for in-our games with … Continue reading
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Stubborn wang is easy
How could something so stubborn be so easy? And so flammable? from: shaila.jansari to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Aug 27, 2009 at 11:23 AM subject: Stubborn wang is easy Taking one unit from this pack is like dashing a kerosene into … Continue reading
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Its wworks!
Bippus Barera is a freaking amazing poet. from: Bippus Barera to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 2:05 AM subject: Its wworks! Penis Enlarge Patcch WORKS! We know: CLICK HERE Or white ant, and the carregador or sauba, a … Continue reading
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What do you know?
Apparently, Ann thinks that Mark and I need “three months of honeymoon.” Apparently, my name is Michael W. Irish. Apparently, Ann also goes by the name Bennett. I feel so confused. from: Bennett Crowley to: michaelwirish date: 2010/5/20 subject: What … Continue reading
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I am incredible woman and I want meet with you.
I am Candice. I do a blog of spam. I post funny post of laughings. Happy-making. I love when you read this. from: BEVERLEE AMAL to: Chris date: Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 8:41 AM subject: I am incredible woman … Continue reading
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Sweet Lord, let him come unto me, my name is Maria, I am from Russia!
Man, spammers really like to fetishize and exploit Russian women. At least this shit is funny. from: Uliya to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 7:57 AM subject: Sweet Lord, let him come unto me, my name is Maria, … Continue reading
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Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too – let’s play!
Recently, I received a suspicious letter from a woman who claimed to be a former lover of mine. I don’t remember her. Was I wasted? from: Elena to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 10:19 PM subject: Like them … Continue reading
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Economy in crysis and you?
It’s a Christmas miracle!! from: Chiamaka Alice to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 12:46 PM subject: Economy in crysis and you? Erectile dysfunction will never spoil your life again if you make use of this sales event! It … Continue reading
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adult ads
My darling friend Leila passed on this really awesome spam. I love the prose: from: BRATBY Michelle to: Leila sent: Wed, January 13, 2010 12:07:03 PM subject: adult ads women seeking sex [link removed] They installed themselves in the island, … Continue reading
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HUGE DISCOUNT – 80% discount
In the past 48 hours, I have received at least 15 emails with this image: I am so excited that I got this picture so many times. It will now be forever embedded in my memory… and hopefully, yours.
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
Our 2010 New Year’s Resolution
Loyal Spam Carnival Fan: Where have you been? Spam Carnival Blogger Candice: Sometimes, your job gets super hectic, and then you start taking classes at a nearby graduate school, and then you volunteer your time 15 hours a week for … Continue reading
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Get woody of girls again!
“Pilules” make everything awesome. from: 4u2 to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM subject: Get woody of girls again! Need a lion ardor and energy of a bull? Get it all, compressed in one pilule!~ http://rosstech.ca/1.html fppphfadk … Continue reading
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If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again!
Dude, what is with the nasty attitude??? Chill out. from: nagylaszlo to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Jun 6, 2009 at 5:18 AM subject: If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again! Suck it.
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Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours
Wow, this guy is really confident! from: Marion Whitaker to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Mar 23, 2008 at 3:03 PM subject: Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours Good morning. Man, you must know it! I had an intimate … Continue reading
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Want to keep your family from breaking up? Take some bluepilules.
Your family will not stay together if you don’t take Viagra. That’s just how it is. from: Lucille Milton to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 7:00 AM subject: Want to keep your family from breaking up? Take some … Continue reading
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