Category Archives: Money and Finances
I’ll raise YOUR debt ceiling. Wink wink.
Geez, it’s hard to keep up these days, but have no fear… Spam Carnival is back up and running once more! This one was sent to me without a subject line (sad times!), but… it’s really just too wonderful to … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Money and Finances
I challenge you to invent
When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. … Continue reading
Is helping animals your passion?
Okay, so if I enroll at the Animal Behavioral College, do I get to teach dogs how to get a punk rock mohawk and dog collar? from: Animal Behavioral College to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 11:35 AM … Continue reading
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Great jobs in your own backyard
This man could just as easily be hanging himself with a rope. from: Local Jobs to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 4:41 AM subject: Great jobs in your own backyard
Filed under Money and Finances, spam in general
PART TIME JOB
I received an email from a very nice man who goes by “Ebay Cash Machine,” a.k.a. “Michael.” He’s informed me that I have the chance to succeed by using eBay to dramatically increase my income. How exciting! Until I read … Continue reading
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New online CAASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks insttantly)
Okay, so I guess Peacemaker Barbee is into gambling AND bizarre prose about religion…? from: Peacemaker Barbee to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 8:44 AM subject: New online CAASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks insttantly) NEW CAS b … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, Money and Finances, Prose, spam in general
Quick Relief for Everyday Financial Aches and Pains
Look’s like it’s a case of the ole switcheroo! Apparently, you can turn your $40,000 worth of debt into $40,000 of happiness and spendingtimes! from: John Cummuta to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 6:33 PM subject: Quick Relief … Continue reading
Filed under Money and Finances, Recession Week, spam in general
Serve the Lord, Not Your Debt
This rules. Once I refinance my mortgage, sell my car, and eat spaghettios for dinner, I can return to the house of the lord. from: HeavenSentSolutions to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 10:47 AM subject: Serve the Lord, … Continue reading
YOU can get an SUV no matter WHAT your payment history is! :-D
This spam makes me say “WOW.” from: SUV’s for CHEAP to: spamcarnival sent: Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:21:10 AM subject: YOU can get an SUV no matter WHAT your payment history is! :-D Bad Credit? Don’t trip, you can still … Continue reading
Filed under Money and Finances, Recession Week, spam in general
Dumb and poor? Here’s a simple way to make MONEY!
I’m insulted. from: ebaY to: spamcarnival sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:58:55 PM subject: Dumb and poor? Here’s a simple way to make MONEY! Any ole’ DUMMY can make MONEY on ebaY! Our kit is FREE for a limited time! … Continue reading
Filed under Recession Week, spam in general
CAN YOU HELP ME
Folks, welcome to Recession Week at The Spam Carnival! Each day this week, I will post a new way to make money during these hard economic times. In the first of this series, I would like to introduce you to … Continue reading
Filed under Money and Finances, Recession Week, spam in general
YOU CAN GET A CAR NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PAYMENT HISTORY IS!
HEY!! DO! YOU! LOVE!!! EXCLAMAT!ON PO!NTS?!?!!! How about emoticons? =\ WhAt AbOuT aLtErNaTiNg CaPiTaL aNd LoWeRcASe LetTeRs? OR LOTS OF COLORS? from: !!! cHeAp cArS !!! to: spamcarnival date: Thursday, December 11, 2008 10:46:28 AM subject: YOU CAN GET A … Continue reading
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New online CCASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks iinstantly)
I wish I could be at the ccasino this iinstant! from: Bernstein Munks to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Sep 11, 2008 at 4:05 PM subject: New online CCASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks iinstantly) N I W 8 NO! y LC 6 … Continue reading
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