Category Archives: Prose
CMB. cosmic not perhaps evidence,
I haven’t been getting the greatest spam lately, so I’ve had to go through the archives for some gems. I’m so glad I saved this one. Usually, spammers talk about a different kind of Big Bang. I really recommend trying … Continue reading
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Its wworks!
Bippus Barera is a freaking amazing poet. from: Bippus Barera to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 2:05 AM subject: Its wworks! Penis Enlarge Patcch WORKS! We know: CLICK HERE Or white ant, and the carregador or sauba, a … Continue reading
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ViagraFreeken
Are you familiar with spam prose? Imagine you work for an ad agency and you are bored at work, uninspired by once again having to write copy for Viagra. So, you decide to pop some acid and let the creative … Continue reading
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How to be Irresistible to Women – Sexually
Let’s just jump right into this one: from: Nadia to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 4:12 AM subject: How to be Irresistible to Women – Sexually Guys – do your women always want more and more sex froom … Continue reading
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adult ads
My darling friend Leila passed on this really awesome spam. I love the prose: from: BRATBY Michelle to: Leila sent: Wed, January 13, 2010 12:07:03 PM subject: adult ads women seeking sex [link removed] They installed themselves in the island, … Continue reading
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Lions and Bears, Oh My! (but no tigers)
Looks like someone really mastered Microsoft Paint! Who is this artistic genius? from: Jeanette to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 3:43 AM subject: Hi mandy from my friend that is it *** from: Stefan to: spamcarnival date: Sun, … Continue reading
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Amazing Sex Life
My lovely girlfriend always sends me the funniest ish. Behold: from: Madere to: Dana date: Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM subject: Amazing Sex Life Weapons, and seated on his car, desirous of plucking of the flowerhoney they drank. … Continue reading
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Your Account Was Bannned
Looks like the spammers are playing April Fool’s Day jokes! from: Higgenbottom Caposole to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 8:04 AM subject: Your Account Was Bannned This is a joke :) Form. When at length it became evident … Continue reading
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Warningg!
Earlier this week, my friend Karalyn passed on this wonderfully hilarious spam email to me. I simply had to share! from: Tarrance Stridiron to: Karalyn date: Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 6:45 AM subject: Warningg! Click here Who looks like … Continue reading
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Popular Spam circulating on Twitter
I sure am having a good time on Twitter. These past 24 hours have been a fantastic way to spread the word about Spam Carnival and meet other spam enthusiasts. Twitter user StanAngeloff was good enough to forward me this … Continue reading
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Hey! This is Shelby. Couldn’t reach you.
I love seeing patterns in my spam emails. I had never seen this one before, but two of my friends passed on strikingly similar ones to me recently. Short, sweet, and bizarre. Like me! from: Maryann Bridges to: Mike date: … Continue reading
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new PHAkbfRMA
This one’s from the archives. I really dig the lesbian feminist separatist slam poem at the end: from: Jehoshaphat Theis to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Sep 29, 2006 at 1:56 AM subject: new PHAkbfRMA Good day, VIeAGRA VAeLIUM AMeBIEN CIeALIS Economize … Continue reading
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More oorgasms
If you haven’t already noticed, spammers send the same emails over and over again. If they aren’t the same word for word, they’re very similar. Here are five of the same kind of email, all with really funny spammer names, … Continue reading
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muhahahaahahahhahahahahaa
Apparently, something is very funny! What could it be? from: Rockett Garces to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 1:19 PM subject: muhahahaahahahhahahahahaa T T R IT!!! C )))) N O !!! Z H k HAHA x HEY RY … Continue reading
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Chrisstmas pleasure
We’re just gonna jump right into this one: from: Pychardo Griffard to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Dec 25, 2008 at 2:08 AM subject: Chrisstmas pleasure New Christtmas pleasure :) More information HERE For, o daughter, thou art safe from him on … Continue reading
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