Category Archives: spam in general
Spammenters
My lovely girlfriend Dana passed this on to me. It’s a screenshot of spam comments from the blog she manages. Thought you’d like this one…! CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE!
Filed under Spam Art, spam in general
Soft0em Software invites spamcarnival to Get the Newest Products simply
What does Adobe Creative Suite 5 and Ancient Egypt have in common? Upon first thought you may say, “Nothing.” My response to you, dear reader, is: “You were right… until now.” Once again, the power of spam transports us to … Continue reading
I challenge you to invent
When I opened my junk mail folder the other day, I was so excited to receive a challenge. FINALLY! I’m not being solicited for sex or money. This spammer wants me to push the boundaries of my talents and intelligence. … Continue reading
Where in the world is Spam Carnival?
Okay, fine. So I haven’t been around lately. Get off my back! See, Spam Carnival is a one-woman job, and sometimes, this certain woman has to tend to other things, like her real job. I’m happy to announce that there … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Hey! This is our 50th Subject Line Round-Up! In celebration, I gave you ten funny subject lines. I know this is what I do every Friday, but… deal with it. Man gets kicked in teeth by horse Strap that diamond … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
How do these spammers come up with so many ridiculous subject lines for their emails? We may never know. Instead of trying to figure it out like a Westerner, go with the flow and accept the unknown (but if you … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Your week was boring and it made you want to rip your hair out. You thought to yourself, “I wish I had ten reasons to laugh… then I would be happy.” I am here today to make that wish come … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
We’re only 7 days into 2011, and these spammers are already going wild with the spam subject lines. Behold: Look good in any pants Endless joy of humping can’t party lunch amazing writing read around win Jesus Christ To Star … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Beauty & Fashion World
A few months ago, a woman named Sheetal Sharma generously let me in to her secret world: the world of beauty. And thank the makeup-ridden goddesses that she did, because I now know all of the secrets to being gorgeous. … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
This is maybe one of my favorite lists that I’ve ever posted. Super special thanks go out to Spam Carnie Mort, for a great month of Subject Line Round-Ups! Your length and girth are astronomical A dick too big for … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything In Bed
Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame. from: Brunjes to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 3:45 AM subject: How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft
I love the flow of the subject line & body of this spam email. It sounds like “dukes” is a pretty tormented soul. from: dukes to: spamcarnival subject: I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft date: Fri, Nov … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Subject Line, Prose, spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Spam Carnival fan Mort strikes again! Check out this ridiculous list of spam email subject lines. Re: a home run in her mouth Boggle her mind thoroughly weiner weiner chicken digger I have bigger balls than you Make yourself a … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Do not change the dose of your pain relief medication without talking to your doctor first.
These people look SO happy to find medication! So happy, in fact, that this farmer dude forgot to take his flip flops off and change into his boots. from: Kimberly Hammarlund to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 2:50 … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
SAY “NO” TO THE NWE TAX LAW! Do not let yousrelf fool!
I consider myself an activist, so I pleased to see that a fellow politically-minded spammer contacted me. from: Edith Warren to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 7:02 AM subject: SAY “NO” TO THE NWE TAX LAW! Do not … Continue reading
Filed under Politics, spam in general
